fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

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  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks
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attention-bot:

attention-bot:

image

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fuckdanielmaitland: Well, i’m in love

fuckdanielmaitland:

Well, i’m in love

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geeezluis:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

This is just great

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What

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buddhabrot: morgan freeman is actually my favorite actor ever 

buddhabrot:

morgan freeman is actually my favorite actor ever 

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feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

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gebeine: its-me-fergie: i want a thigh gap like this i feel you

gebeine:

its-me-fergie:

i want a thigh gap like this

i feel you

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